Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie jh Springfield

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I like pretzel day

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

and neither does anyone else who overstays their welcome on your porch

Smaller white mixed-case text reads "Just Add Coffee" at the bottom

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie jh SpringfieldAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each