United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black A vintage comic-style illustration depicts

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Arched burnt-orange text reads "BLOOMINGTON" above larger distressed orange display text reading "BENGALS

A small Death Star and crescent moon float among scattered stars above an olive-green pine tree treeline with Wicket standing at center in brown tones

Smaller gold serif text reads "828 S

Bold distressed white text below reads "GAME OVER

United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black A vintage comic-style illustration depictsCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads