Wanna Bone? - Unisex Hoodie fart with a large red star

with a large red star to its right and black text reading "Best Damn Chicken In The State" beside a white hen illustration inside a red circle

" in a bold

Places like this were where the road met the ocean

while Bodhi stands to the right in a coral shirt with blonde hair

Design inspired by Michael Scott aka "Prison Mike" from The Office

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Hoodie fart with a large red starSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.