Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt orange county with a baseball-style swoosh tail

with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending from the lettering

rendered with black outlines and white hubcaps

Large white serif text reads "It Is Rocket Science" over a smaller attribution line reading "— Aerospace Engineer

Gravy boats do more peacekeeping at Thanksgiving than the entire United Nations

Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt orange county with a baseball-style swoosh tailPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan