I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L flanked by "Estd" and "1980"

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White wireframe line art depicts angular modernist buildings and geometric round trees in a retro-futuristic style

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A white silhouette of a submachine gun rests beneath the text

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I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L flanked by "Estd" and "1980"Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker